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My Reality

by The Miz

Welcome to My Reality
March 20th, 2004
 

Well ladies and gentlemen I'm officially the busiest I've ever been in my life. However it's the fun kind of busy so I'm not complaining. I'm in Cancun the month of March promoting studentcity.com, hosting a MTV show, and throwing parties. Hard job huh? Now some people would ask why talk about this in a wrestling column. Well here's my way of thinking. How can I get a bigger fan base so the Mizfits are all over the world and WWE sees that I'm marketable and can make them money. What better way than to go to their target demographic of rowdy 20 somethings in Cancun. There's so many spring breakers out here, I'm talking over 2000 kids in every club. So of course, They pass the mic to me and the show begins. I try to cut as many promos as possible to see what pops and what sucks and to get me used to being in front of a large audience. So far I've learned a lot and I think I've picked up some more Mizfits as well as STDs. Just kidding peps. No but for real this place is insane and I'm loving it. I made stickers that have become pretty popular on girl's asses. Is that bad? I didn't think so. I don't mind my logo on a nice cheek. :) To be honest I didn't know there were so many Mizfits out there. Every where I go people will yell out Miz and not Mike. The only part that sucks about Cancun is I can't practice my in-ring work. Hell the only thing you can become really good at in Cancun is drinking and I think I mastered that. But don't get me wrong I run on the beach everyday and work out in the smallest gym known to man at my hotel. I have to stay in shape somehow if I let my body go then I might as well say goodbye to the WWE because Cosmetics is definitely a must have.

To go onto another topic....

How about the Inferno for all those MTV fans? That show in my mind is the best edited by far. I want to know what happens next after every episode and I was there. I really liked the one where I beat Jeremy in the Inferno. Talk about a lot of pressure but I took that pressure and turned it into energy and used it. Being Miz baby there's nothing like it. :) Who likes Kendal better than Trishelle. :) Wait don't answer that I already know the answer. Well if you want to know my take on the show go to my website www.themizareyouready.com and check out my episode recaps section. Otherwise you can see it Mondays at 10 on MTV. Thanks guys....

Well I must get back to this hard job of judging wet T-Shirt contests and beer chugging. Here's the thing about wrestling: In my mind you have to get everything perfect to a T.  A lot of people have great in-ring work but no fan base.  Some have the look but not the in-ring work.  I'm trying to get it all and with all the Mizfits help and support I'll hopefully some day make it to the show.  Thank you to all the Mizfits for your continued support. So to all the Mizfits out there:

Be good, Be bad, BE MIZ!!!

Miz

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